So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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