did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
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Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
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To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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