He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness