ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
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We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
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I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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