Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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