I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
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i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
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I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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