I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
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I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
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It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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