Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
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We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
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I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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