Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
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No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
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Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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