put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
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in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
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My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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