How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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