i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
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i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
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My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
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