that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Your dad touched me again.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
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Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
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With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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