first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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