The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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