Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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