I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
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its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
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Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
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