Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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