i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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