elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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