I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Say something about gay babies.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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