I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
ok first of all what the fuck
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