Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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