I only kidnapped one of them. chill
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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