i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
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I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
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He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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