I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Holy shit dude........stairs
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