What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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