You really coming over, don't trick.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
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