uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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