Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
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As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
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I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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