i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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