it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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