He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
i now understand why vodka
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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