...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
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No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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