I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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