But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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