I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
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I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
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The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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