Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
True but thats because hes a fetus.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Randomize
