im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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