im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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