that's an acceptable place to lick
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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