I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
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You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
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Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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