bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
pray to the hookup gods
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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