i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
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the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
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I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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