What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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