What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Randomize
