So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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