just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
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I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
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I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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