he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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