Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
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You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
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Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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