i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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