I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
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