Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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