I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
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so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
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Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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