Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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