So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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